armageddon?

If you know me, you know that I have a weird, irrational phobia of ketchup. Yes. Ketchup. Clearly, I have issues. And imagine my horror when I saw these.

Ketchup-flavored potato snacks. What is wrong with the universe? Have we all gone crazy?

And speaking of the universe going crazy .... have you heard about this detestable fashion craze making a comeback?

Is this Armageddon? Can there really be any other explanation for ketchup-flavored snacks and the return of sports-team-themed, animal-printed sweats?

Perhaps we should all sign up for Rapture Letters? Just to be on the safe side.